The airfield

There was this guy in class who was prone to profanities — let’s call him “A”.

One day, it turned out that he was trying to be a good boy and paying attention in class while the rest of us were horsing around. We actually created a paper plane out of the centerspread of a newspaper and flew it during geography class!

“A” was incensed and he shouted, “Hey! You think this place is an airfield?” Unfortunately for him, the teacher thought he said “‘F’ You!” instead of “airfield”, so he ended up having some explaining to do…

Blue Boots

Back in kindergarten, I had this pair of blue boots that my mum bought for me that I really liked. Think I liked it because it was a special kind of footwear that could only worn when it was raining. Unfortunately, I think I grew out of it pretty fast because I don’t remember many rainy days, and I also don’t recall wearing it very often.

Maybe I would be rich and famous now if my mum had bought me yellow boots instead…